Caught on Coldplay's kiss-cam by a curious Chris Martin? The one thing you shouldn't do is cut and run, because one couple is in a lot of trouble for doing just that.

Polgyon reports that Mann used AI to “vibe code” Coldplay Canoodlers. In other words, it was made by a computer vomiting up bits of the internet originally created by other people. The idea is you scroll across stadium of anonymous faces as zoomed-in images appear on a jumbotron on the stage.

After Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot were caught mid-embrace on the kiss cam at a recent Coldplay concert, and visibly panicked, Martin said from the stage, "Either they're having an affair or they're very shy.